Be a Turtle (Rock Paper Cynic Book 3)



Be a Turtle (and Other Secrets to a Happy Life) is a book about going your own pace and marching to the beat of your own drum when the rest of the world is on a big dumb parade to nowhere.

It’s full of cynical and sometimes sweet comics mixed in with badass life advice from turtles. Because turtles don’t worry about being judged or paying rent or getting promotions. They just do their thing.

The book features a foreword by Nick Seluk, creator of The Awkward Yeti and Heart and Brain, and covers topics like:

  • How will you survive the robot uprising(s)?
  • How can blood magic help you make friends?
  • Can the power of education let you shoot lasers?

Released in casewrap hardcover with endpapers.